that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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