I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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