but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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