one might say we're banned from that church
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I think my moral compass just broke
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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