ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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