So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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