people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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