Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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