And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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