whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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