what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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