I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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