The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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