Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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