Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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