Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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