your thong is hanging out like whoa
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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