I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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