Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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