I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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