I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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