we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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