"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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