he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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