she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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