We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
