She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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