question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Dick very happy bro
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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