my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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