check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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