True but thats because hes a fetus.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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