is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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