I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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