i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Operation Purity has been aborted
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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