It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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