I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
All the doctor said was why
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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