I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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