bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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