do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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