So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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