I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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