hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
3pm strippers are depressing
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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