i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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