margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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