Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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