if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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