You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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