left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I have feelings that need drinking.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
