I need help removing her.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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