the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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