I feel like I'm in dance class right now
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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