TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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