Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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