That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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