Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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