apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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